Where can i find a fill in the blank wedding story gift basket ?

i'm looking for a fill in the blank wedding story gift basket. i've seen it a one shower the bride opens one gift at a time and there is a story that goes with. one part i remember is as you begin your life (the bride opens a box of life cereal) and enjoy it all(the bride opens all laundry dertegant

Where can i find a fill in the blank wedding story gift basket ?
Dear (fill in bride's name)


Youre on the EDGE of a dream that's about to come true. As your friend it's only fair that I let you in on a little SECRET and give you a few TIPS about marriage. Thre will be a time in your marriage when you realize that (GROOM) is not MR. CLEAN and that he does not like to be your CHORE BOY. But don't send out an SOS because he might VANISH. And altough he may not make 100 GRAND, and he may have annoying little habits, try not to SHOUT or use a BAZOOKA. Just remember your PLEDGE to love one another and to give each other your ALL. Use GOOD SENSE (garbage bags) and work hard to RESOLVE any differences that you may have since (GROOM) is FANTASTIK and you're his HOT TAMALE. We're GLAD to wish you a future filled with lots of love HUGS and KISSES and much JOY. May (groom) always be your one and only HONEY and may be you always love to SNUGGLE with him. Love,